intro #3

She's Katie Kaboom, Katie Kaboom.
She's lives in a house witha garden in bloom.
Her family knows that anytime soon,
Their pretty lady, Katie, goes - Kaboom.

KATIE KA-BOO
studio: AKOM
written by: Nicholas Hollander, Deanna Oliver
directed by: Greg Reyna

{key: K=Katie, M=Katie's Mom, D=Katie's Dad, T=Tinker, CB=you know who}

K: You'll like my parents; they're a little weird, but nice. Wait right here,
I'll go find them. Mom! Dad!
M: We're here hon.
K: He's here.
D: Who's here?
K: It's CB, we're dating.
M: You're dating CB, the student council president?
K: Yup.
D: The-the-the captain of the wrestling team?
K: That's him. Wait until you meet him. I'll be right back. Nobody move.
M: I heard CB will be this year's valevictorian. {I can't spell it, I was only
11th (out of 330)}
D: Well, uh-now I heard he's taking the wrestlers to the state's championship.
T: I heard he's a giant chicken.
D: Tinker!
M: Don't talk about Katie's boyfriends that way.
K: Mom, Dad, meet CB. CB, these are my parents. What?
D: Sweetie, can we have a word with you in, the in, private?
K: Bee right back. What is wrong with you? I'm so embarrassed.
M: Katie, about CB...
K: Isn't he dreamy?
M: No honey, he's a chicken
D: With feathers, and a-a beak.
T: I told you he was a chicken.
K: He's not a chicken!
CB: Buck, buck. {that music that they always play for chickens}
M: Katie darling, we're only trying to protect you from getting hurt.
K: YOU NEVER LIKE MY FRIENDS! YOU NEVER LIKE ANYONE I LIKE!!
M: Katie, now darling, please, just calm down.
D: Hit the dirt!
CB: Buck, buck, buck, buck, buck, buck, buck, buck, buck, buck, buck, buck,
buck.
K: YOU NEVER LIKE MY FRIENDS! NEVER! NEVER!! [she explodes] (SCREAM)
CB: B'gark!
K: HUH? You really are a chicken. Why didn't you tell me?
CB: B'gark?
K: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!!
T: Here we go again.
M: Katie, you're overreacting.
K: I'M NOT OVERREACTING! I'M DATING... A CHICKEN!! [KABOOM]
CB: Buck, buck, b'gark! (sent flying to the city limits)
K: Mom, CB and I broke up. Sob.
M: There, there.

Singer: You wear a diguise, to look like human guys, but you're not a man,
you're a chicken, Boo.

wraparound #3
YWD:We found this old computer
Then we fixed it up.
We threw in all the characters,
Now they're all mixed up!

Starring the voices of:
Rob Paulsen.................Yakko, Pinky, Katie's Dad
Jess Harnell................Wakko
Tress Macneille.............Dot, Mindy's mom
Maurice LaMarche............the Brain
Nancy Cartwright............Mindy
Chick Vennera...............Pesto
Frank Welkner...............Runt, Flavio, Crackers(?), Chicken Boo
Paul Rugg...................Mrs. Mumphead
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Lauara Mooney...............Katie Ka-Boom
Mary Gross..................Katie's Mom
Justin Garms................Tinker
Sherri Stoner...............Slappy
        and Bernadette Peters
                as Rita

end tag: YWD: AAAAH! THER'S A HORRIBLE BUG ON YOUR SHOULDER! AAAAAAH!
              Just kidding....(giggles)
Copyright 1993, Amblin Entertainment, Warner Bros. Entertainment
All Rights Ignored. Any retransmission, copy, sale of this document without the
expressed written consent of Warner Bros., Amblin Entertainment, Steven
Spielberg, the National Basketball Asoociation, the New York Knickerbockers,
David "I did it with the candlestick, in the Billiard Room" Green, and Wesleyan
University, is strictly encouraged.

Transcribed by Shecky Munt, known to some as the evil twin of David Orozco.